Welcome!

Why have you come here? You a cop? Well I don't sell any drugs here so you can go on and SCRAM!

Still here? Ah well, this is the personal website of one "SYLENTH", a lab grown humanoid exiled to the United Kingdom for the crimes of a past life.

This is the 3rd or 4th or maybe even 5th time that this website has been given the old do over because I can't make up my mind. Stay tuned for when I change it again, maybe the next time this site will actually be usable on mobile phones!

You still reading this? If so, maybe you've got time to view the other pages of this site. Now get outta here, I gotta get back to crankin' my hog to whatever big breasted anime girl I shows up on my twitter feed this week, or maybe two.

To end this index page with a funny image, here's a 50x50 image of a cirno fumo scaled to 256^2: